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Man Boobs Begone

January 2nd, 2012 No comments

Get Rid Of Your Man Boobs Without Surgery!

man boobs begoneIf you are embarrassed by your man boobs, PLEASE take a moment to read my story. You should not have to live your life being ashamed of your chest.

I wish I had taken action much sooner. I hope that my adventure will help you eliminate this problem from your life very quickly.

I first noticed that I had larger breasts than most of my guy friends. It became obvious in the change room at school in Grade 7. I wasn’t overweight. Actually, I was very athletic and on the basketball, football and track team. There were always a few overweight kids that had breasts, but mine weren’t like that. I had a very athletic body, but I had this extra flesh on my chest and “puffy” nipples. I just hoped no one would notice (especially girls) and they would go away.

Of course, they didn’t

In grade nine, a girl I barely knew commented on my “tits” one day. Kids can be very cruel. That was the last day I can recall wearing a tight T-shirt. I became self-conscious and felt that people were staring at my chest. I avoided going to the beach or swimming with large groups of people.

Looking back, I am ashamed I didn’t do something about this sooner. I probably missed out on many good times! (They say that hindsight is always 20-20)

Fast forward to my mid 30′s. I put on a few pounds (was less athletic) but was still in better shape than most of my fellow Thirty-something year old males. Then one day, at a family picnic, a teenage boy said to my 5-year-old daughter. “Look, your Dad has bigger boobs than my sister!”

I know that this kid was just trying to put down his 18 year old sister, but the confused look on my daughters face brought back a lifetime of embarrassment regarding my condition. I was ashamed of my body.

I decided that day to not stop until I had eliminated this problem.

I went through a ton of fitness magazines and sent away for a “man boob exercise regime” advertised in the back of a national tabloid. What I received was seven photocopied, badly written pages. The $30 I had sent was to a P.O. Box and I couldn’t get a refund. Turns out these exercise instructions were identical to the ones women use to BUILD their bust.  A complete waste of time and money.

I decided to take a more mature approach and seek some expert advice. I know a guy who teaches a college course that prepares students to become personal trainers. I phoned him and told him that I wanted to find someone who could help me target my flabby chest. He referred me to a former student who was a personal trainer at a gym in my city.

400 dollars (and six months) later I had stronger arms, stronger more refined calves and thighs, and could bench press a small town. And, I still had my puffy nipples and man boobs. Everything this trainer suggested to help or reduce my problem, didn’t work.

After flipping through more men’s magazine I found an ad for a topical cream that you applied before going to bed. It was “the cure” to greatly reduce or eliminate your gynoecia. The ad was full of “before” and “after” pictures. I sent away for my $147 miracle cream. 60 days later, I noticed only a slight difference. The reduction was probably a result of the power of positive thought while running to the mirror every morning, or my denial.

I decided to go make an appointment and discuss my embarrassing problem with my doctor. Being self-employed, I knew that a surgical solution was going to be expensive, but I did not want to go through my entire life without exploring every possible solution.

The doctor examined me and did what doctors always do. He suggested I do some chest exercises (duh!), and that I cut down on my salt intake (?). After I assured him that I had already tried his suggestions, and listed all the other things I’d attempted, he reluctantly referred me to a surgeon who performs gynaecologist surgery.

I had a hard time with the idea of surgery. I decided I would take 6 months to check for other natural cures before I committed to going under the knife. If I couldn’t find something that helped in six months I would book my surgery!

More surfing of health and fitness related forums. Being the compulsive/addictive personality that I am, I continued to scour the internet for lotions, potions and opinions of the surgical results of gynaecolgy cures.

There is a website that offers a specific exercise program to eliminate your man boobs. (The Chest Coach). Yep, been there – done that, with an expensive personal trainer. However, this seemed different. The author had been down a similar road to mine. He claimed his exercises were unknown to fitness/personal trainers and body builders. His advertising was persuasive, so I purchased his book. Apparently, similar information had been published elsewhere before, he just marketed it better.

10 days after beginning his exercises,  my man boobs were disappearing. I can’t tell you what that felt like!

Why am I telling you this??

First reason: I know how embarrassing this condition can be. I need to tell you that there IS A SOLUTION! Don’t give up. You can fix this. Don’t lose hope or settle.

Second reason: I wasted a fair bit of money on potions, pills and bad advice. I hope that you can learn from my mistakes and get this problem taken care of much quicker. A few weeks from now your problem can be gone!

I’ve lived for 3 years without my man boobs now. What a difference!

(Update:)
We were up at a cottage last year enjoying the beach when I noticed my 22-year-old nephew wouldn’t take his shirt off while swimming. I pulled him aside later and asked him if he had his Uncles old problem. He didn’t remember that I had suffered through the same problem. I told him my story, he ordered the exercise program and it has made an incredible difference for him. Thank goodness, he didn’t have to wait until he was over 40, as I did!

It’s a problem you can actually do something about!  Please take some action.
The difference in your self-confidence is awesome!

Yep, I make a small commission for referring this product, but don’t worry, if the program doesn’t give your desired results, you can get your money back.

Thanks for reading and best of luck

Your Finally Flat-Chested Friend